I don't even know anymore. Bad puns and feels galore. (On a tumblr break for personal reasons at the momento)
The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes with a charming smile and as everything you’ve ever wished for.
so today I was in history class, we’re studying WW2 … look at that picture in the book
(“american soldiers and french women. end of august 1944.”)
Look at that american soldier… reminds you of anyone ?
OH MY GOD,
Captain Jack Harkness is REAL. there’s a proof in my history book !!
i bet he banged the enemy.
i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook
dude, you got mad game.
Hey Jared, can I borrow ten bucks?
God I love this fandom
LMAO omg…… Jared, can I
borrow your belt? *grin* @sapiophilespn
Can I borrow your pants?
Jared, can I borrow your body?
It got better!